do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
