It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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