i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
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