Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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