Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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