his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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