Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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