She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
You were trust falling into bushes
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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