I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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