Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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