When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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