If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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