i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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