Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Randomize
