Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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