Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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