so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
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