you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Randomize
