there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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