Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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