brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
