At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
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