so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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