The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
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