Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Dude my mom stole all your condoms
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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