My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I don't think brook has ever known best
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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