just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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