I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
