we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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