don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
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