Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
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