They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
we're making bets on your personal life
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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