She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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