I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Randomize
