I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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