remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
So apparently I’m into choking now
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
