I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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