So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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