There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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