Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Michael Bay diarrhea
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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