Its about making memories worth repressing
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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