Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
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