Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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