Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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