i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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