her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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