Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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