are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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