i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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