I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I checked into jail on foursquare
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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