I want to stick my p in your. b.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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