I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I have post one night stand depression
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