i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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