I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
When are your genitals available?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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